To Crank or not to Crank

Crank probably doesn't deserve to be reviewed by my blog, but Snakes on a Plane made the cut, so I might as well tell you all what I thought. If you liked the first Transporter movie, you may enjoy Crank. If you never saw, or disliked the Transporter, then you should probably just go see something else, like maybe Invincible or something. Crank has a lot of energy, a lot of action, a lot of drugs, and a lot of other stuff too. I stayed awake through the whole movie, which ironically was the objective of the main character as well. Unfortunately, the main character got paid like 1.2 million dollars to stay awake, while I forked over 5 bucks. Well, nobody said the world is fair anyways, hopefully there'll be something better to review soon...